RJ Movie Podcast 5 Shrek Part V

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Shrek 2 soundtrack  11 Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds People Aint No Good

Vocabulary and expressions that we'll learn in this podcast:

1. A little unorthodox, I’ll admit
2. I am eternally in your debt
3. noble steed
4. That wasn’t in the job description
5. Maybe it’s a perk
6. let’s just say I’m not your type.
7. As you command
8. so much for noble steed
9. put me down or you will suffer the consequences  
10. Say there’s a woman that digs you
11. The sooner we get to Dulac the better
12. and what of my groom-to-be
13. Let’s me put it this way, princess
14. I was just kidding
15. I know you’re making this up
16. You cut me deep, shrek
17. I wanted to make it up to you

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656

00:40:24,008 --> 00:40:28,707

- [Dragon Growling In The Distance]

- You did it!

657

00:40:28,779 --> 00:40:31,680

You rescued me!

You're amazing. You're...

658

00:40:31,749 --> 00:40:35,515

You're wonderful. You're...

659

00:40:35,586 --> 00:40:37,884

a little unorthodox I'll admit.

660

00:40:37,955 --> 00:40:42,892

But thy deed is great,

and thine heart is pure.

661

00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,760

- I am eternally in your debt.

- [Clears Throat]

662

00:40:46,830 --> 00:40:51,233

And where would a brave knight be

without his noble steed?

663

00:40:51,302 --> 00:40:55,932

I hope you heard that. She called me

a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.

664

00:40:56,006 --> 00:40:59,237

[Fiona Laughs]

The battle is won.

665

00:40:59,310 --> 00:41:01,778

You may remove your helmet,

good Sir Knight.

666

00:41:01,845 --> 00:41:04,439

- Uh, no.

- Why not?

667

00:41:04,548 --> 00:41:06,743

I have helmet hair.

668

00:41:06,817 --> 00:41:10,048

Please. I would'st look

upon the face of my rescuer.

669

00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,714

No, no, you wouldn't... 'st.

670

00:41:12,790 --> 00:41:15,281

But how will you kiss me?

671

00:41:15,359 --> 00:41:19,090

What? That wasn't

in the job description.

672

00:41:19,163 --> 00:41:21,563

Maybe it's a perk.

673

00:41:21,632 --> 00:41:26,069

No, it's destiny.

Oh, you must know how it goes.

674

00:41:26,136 --> 00:41:29,902

A princess locked in a tower

and beset by a dragon...

675

00:41:30,007 --> 00:41:32,942

is rescued by a brave knight,

676

00:41:33,010 --> 00:41:36,343

and then they share

true love's first kiss.

677

00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:38,472

Hmm? With Shrek?

You think... Wait.

678

00:41:38,582 --> 00:41:41,745

Wait. You think that

Shrek is your true love?

679

00:41:41,819 --> 00:41:43,810

Well, yes.

680

00:41:45,556 --> 00:41:47,786

- [Laughing]

- [Laughing]

681

00:41:47,858 --> 00:41:50,349

You think Shrek

is your true love!

682

00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:52,361

What is so funny?

683

00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:55,489

Let's just say I'm

not your type, okay?

684

00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:59,091

Of course, you are.

You're my rescuer.

685

00:41:59,169 --> 00:42:01,637

Now... Now remove your helmet.

686

00:42:01,705 --> 00:42:03,935

Look. I really don't think

this is a good idea.

687

00:42:04,008 --> 00:42:05,999

- Just take off the helmet.

- I'm not going to.

688

00:42:06,076 --> 00:42:07,270

- Take it off.

- No!

689

00:42:07,378 --> 00:42:09,437

- Now!

- Okay!

690

00:42:09,546 --> 00:42:14,006

Easy. As you command,

Your Highness.

691

00:42:24,061 --> 00:42:27,519

You... You're a... an ogre.

692

00:42:27,598 --> 00:42:31,500

Oh, you were expecting

Prince Charming.

693

00:42:31,602 --> 00:42:34,070

Well, yes, actually.

694

00:42:35,973 --> 00:42:39,238

Oh, no. This is all wrong.

695

00:42:39,343 --> 00:42:41,641

You're not supposed

to be an ogre.

696

00:42:41,712 --> 00:42:46,979

[Sighs] Princess, I was sent

to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay?

697

00:42:47,051 --> 00:42:48,985

He's the one

who wants to marry you.

698

00:42:49,053 --> 00:42:50,987

Then why didn't

he come rescue me?

699

00:42:51,055 --> 00:42:55,424

Good question. You should

ask him that when we get there.

700

00:42:55,492 --> 00:42:58,518

But I have to be rescued

by my true love,

701

00:42:58,629 --> 00:43:01,359

not by some ogre

and his... his pet.

702

00:43:01,465 --> 00:43:03,490

So much for noble steed.

703

00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,194

You're not making

my job any easier.

704

00:43:06,270 --> 00:43:09,671

I'm sorry, but your job

is not my problem.

705

00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:15,007

You can tell Lord Farquaad

that if he wants to rescue me properly,

706

00:43:15,079 --> 00:43:17,445

I'll be waiting for him

right here.

707

00:43:17,514 --> 00:43:22,508

Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy,

all right? I'm a delivery boy.

708

00:43:22,653 --> 00:43:24,883

You wouldn't dare.

709

00:43:24,955 --> 00:43:26,946

- Put me down!

- Ya comin', Donkey?

710

00:43:27,024 --> 00:43:29,015

I'm right behind ya.

711

00:43:29,093 --> 00:43:32,688

Put me down, or you will

suffer the consequences!

712

00:43:32,763 --> 00:43:37,257

This is not dignified!

Put me down! [Screams]

713

00:43:37,368 --> 00:43:40,235

Okay, so here's

another question.

714

00:43:40,304 --> 00:43:43,364

Say there's a woman

that digs you, right, but you

don't really like her that way.

715

00:43:43,474 --> 00:43:45,806

How do you let her down real easy

so her feelings aren't hurt,

716

00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:48,401

but you don't get burned

to a crisp and eaten?

717

00:43:48,512 --> 00:43:51,242

You just tell her

she's not your true love.

718

00:43:51,315 --> 00:43:54,045

Everyone knowest what happens

when you find your...

719

00:43:54,118 --> 00:43:56,712

Hey!

[Sighs]

720

00:43:56,787 --> 00:43:59,051

The sooner we get

to DuLoc the better.

721

00:43:59,156 --> 00:44:02,091

You're gonna love it there,

Princess. It's beautiful!

722

00:44:02,159 --> 00:44:05,925

And what of my groom-to-be?

Lord Farquaad? What's he like?

723

00:44:05,996 --> 00:44:08,123

Let me put it this way,

Princess.

724

00:44:08,198 --> 00:44:12,726

Men of Farquaad's stature

are in short supply.

725

00:44:12,770 --> 00:44:14,237

[Laughs]

726

00:44:14,304 --> 00:44:18,400

I don't know. There are those who

think little of him.

727

00:44:18,509 --> 00:44:20,477

[Both Laughing]

728

00:44:20,544 --> 00:44:23,445

Stop it. Stop it,

both of you.

729

00:44:23,514 --> 00:44:28,451

You're just jealous you can

never measure up to a great

ruler like Lord Farquaad.

730

00:44:28,552 --> 00:44:31,487

Yeah, well, maybe

you're right, Princess.

731

00:44:31,555 --> 00:44:34,820

But I'll let you do the "measuring"

when you see him tomorrow.

732

00:44:34,892 --> 00:44:39,124

Tomorrow?

It'll take that long?

733

00:44:39,196 --> 00:44:43,895

- Shouldn't we stop to make camp?

- No, that'll take longer.

734

00:44:44,001 --> 00:44:48,461

- We can keep going.

- But there's robbers in the woods.

735

00:44:48,539 --> 00:44:51,838

Whoa! Time out, Shrek!

Camping's starting to sound good.

736

00:44:51,909 --> 00:44:56,005

Hey, come on.

I'm scarier than anything we're

going to see in this forest.

737

00:44:56,079 --> 00:44:58,479

I need to find

somewhere to camp now!

738

00:44:58,582 --> 00:45:00,743

[Bird Wings Fluttering]

739

00:45:02,786 --> 00:45:05,277

[Grunting]

740

00:45:05,355 --> 00:45:09,451

- Hey! Over here.

- Shrek, we can do better than that.

741

00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,120

I don't think

this is fit for a princess.

742

00:45:12,196 --> 00:45:14,994

No, no, it's perfect.

It just needs a few homey touches.

743

00:45:15,065 --> 00:45:20,002

- Homey touches? Like what?

- [Crashing]

744

00:45:20,070 --> 00:45:24,336

A door? Well, gentlemen,

I bid thee good night.

745

00:45:24,408 --> 00:45:26,808

You want me to read you

a bedtime story? I will.

746

00:45:26,877 --> 00:45:29,209

I said good night!

747

00:45:31,682 --> 00:45:33,650

Shrek, what are you doing?

748

00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:36,742

[Laughs]

I just... You know... Oh, come on.

749

00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:39,448

I was just kidding.

750

00:45:42,793 --> 00:45:44,727

[Fire Crackling]

751

00:45:44,795 --> 00:45:48,356

And, uh, that one,

that's Throwback,

752

00:45:48,432 --> 00:45:51,868

the only ogre to ever spit

over three wheat fields.

753

00:45:51,935 --> 00:45:55,029

Right. Yeah.

754

00:45:55,105 --> 00:45:58,040

Hey, can you tell my future

from these stars?

755

00:45:58,108 --> 00:46:01,703

The stars don't tell the future, Donkey.

They tell stories.

756

00:46:01,812 --> 00:46:05,373

Look, there's Bloodnut,

the Flatulent.

757

00:46:05,449 --> 00:46:09,078

- You can guess what he's famous for.

- I know you're making this up.

758

00:46:09,152 --> 00:46:11,882

No, look.

There he is,

759

00:46:11,955 --> 00:46:15,049

and there's the group of hunters

running away from his stench.

760

00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:17,685

That ain't nothin' but

a bunch of little dots.

761

00:46:17,828 --> 00:46:21,764

Sometimes things are

more than they appear.

762

00:46:21,832 --> 00:46:23,959

Hmm?

763

00:46:24,034 --> 00:46:26,093

Forget it.

764

00:46:26,169 --> 00:46:28,865

[Sighs]

765

00:46:28,939 --> 00:46:32,705

Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do

when we get our swamp anyway?

766

00:46:32,809 --> 00:46:34,606

Our swamp?

767

00:46:34,678 --> 00:46:36,737

You know, when we're through

rescuing the princess.

768

00:46:36,847 --> 00:46:41,580

We? Donkey, there's no "we."

There's no "our."

769

00:46:41,685 --> 00:46:43,915

There's just me and my swamp.

770

00:46:43,987 --> 00:46:48,253

The first thing I'm gonna do is build

a ten-foot wall around my land.

771

00:46:48,325 --> 00:46:50,816

You cut me deep, Shrek.

772

00:46:50,894 --> 00:46:54,227

You cut me real deep just now.

773

00:46:54,331 --> 00:46:56,265

You know what I think?

774

00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:59,461

I think this whole wall thing

is just a way to keep somebody out.

775

00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:03,734

- No, do ya think?

- Are you hidin' something?

776

00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,808

Never mind, Donkey.

777

00:47:05,876 --> 00:47:09,277

Oh, this is another one of

those onion things, isn't it?

778

00:47:09,346 --> 00:47:12,941

No, this is one of those drop-it

and leave-it-alone things.

779

00:47:13,016 --> 00:47:16,782

- Why don't you want to talk about it?

- Why do you want to?

780

00:47:16,887 --> 00:47:18,650

- Why are you blocking?

- I'm not blocking.

781

00:47:18,755 --> 00:47:20,985

- Oh, yes, you are.

- Donkey, I'm warning you.

782

00:47:21,058 --> 00:47:24,550

- Who you trying to keep out?

- Everyone! Okay?

783

00:47:25,862 --> 00:47:28,296

Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere.

784

00:47:28,365 --> 00:47:31,698

Oh! For the love of Pete!

785

00:47:31,768 --> 00:47:34,168

What's your problem?

What you got against the whole world?

786

00:47:34,237 --> 00:47:36,467

I'm not the one

with the problem, okay?

787

00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:39,509

It's the world that seems

to have a problem with me.

788

00:47:39,610 --> 00:47:43,478

People take one look at me

and go, "Aah! Help! Run!

789

00:47:43,547 --> 00:47:47,313

A big, stupid, ugly ogre!"

790

00:47:47,384 --> 00:47:51,582

[Sighs] They judge me before

they even know me.

791

00:47:51,722 --> 00:47:53,622

That's why

I'm better off alone.

792

00:48:01,531 --> 00:48:03,726

You know what?

793

00:48:03,834 --> 00:48:09,500

When we met, I didn't think you was

just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.

794

00:48:09,573 --> 00:48:12,508

Yeah, I know.

795

00:48:12,576 --> 00:48:16,012

So, uh, are there

any donkeys up there?

796

00:48:16,079 --> 00:48:19,480

Well, there's, um, Gabby,

797

00:48:19,549 --> 00:48:21,813

the Small and Annoying.

798

00:48:21,952 --> 00:48:26,889

Okay, I see it now. The big shiny

one, right there. That one there?

799

00:48:26,957 --> 00:48:30,085

- That's the moon.

- Oh, okay.

800

00:48:40,270 --> 00:48:44,707

# [Orchestra]

801

00:48:46,276 --> 00:48:50,144

# [Dulcimer]

802

00:48:51,448 --> 00:48:53,916

[Farquaad]

Again. Show me again.

803

00:48:53,984 --> 00:48:58,250

[Music Stops, Rewinds]

804

00:48:58,321 --> 00:49:02,417

Mirror, mirror, show her to me.

Show me the princess.

805

00:49:02,492 --> 00:49:06,553

- Hmph.

- # [Rewinds, Resumes]

806

00:49:06,630 --> 00:49:11,431

Ah. Perfect.

[Inhales]

807

00:49:18,442 --> 00:49:20,342

[Snoring]

808

00:49:28,318 --> 00:49:31,776

# [Vocalizing]

809

00:49:31,888 --> 00:49:35,085

# [Vocalizing Continues]

810

00:49:35,158 --> 00:49:37,786

# [Whistling]

811

00:49:37,894 --> 00:49:41,295

# [Whistling Continues]

812

00:49:41,364 --> 00:49:44,424

- # [Vocalizes]

- # [Whistles]

813

00:49:44,501 --> 00:49:47,561

- # [Vocalizes]

- # [Whistles]

814

00:49:47,637 --> 00:49:50,731

- # [Vocalizing]

- # [Whistling]

815

00:49:50,841 --> 00:49:54,242

- # [Vocalizing, High-pitched]

- # [Whistling, High-pitched]

816

00:49:54,311 --> 00:49:56,541

# [Continues]

817

00:49:58,849 --> 00:50:00,339

[Sizzling]

818

00:50:07,290 --> 00:50:11,351

[Sniffs, Yawns]

819

00:50:14,664 --> 00:50:17,565

Mmm, yeah, you know

I like it like that.

820

00:50:17,634 --> 00:50:21,968

- Come on, baby. I said I like it.

- Donkey, wake up.

821

00:50:22,072 --> 00:50:24,597

- Huh? What?

- Wake up.

822

00:50:24,674 --> 00:50:26,642

- What?

- Good morning.

823

00:50:26,710 --> 00:50:29,975

How do you like your eggs?

824

00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,016

- Good morning, Princess!

- What's all this about?

825

00:50:34,084 --> 00:50:38,043

We kind of got off

to a bad start yesterday.

826

00:50:38,121 --> 00:50:40,146

I wanted to make it up to you.

827

00:50:40,223 --> 00:50:44,785

After all, you did rescue me.

828

00:50:44,895 --> 00:50:47,864

- Uh, thanks.

- [Sniffs]

829

00:50:47,964 --> 00:50:51,730

Well, eat up.

We've got a big day ahead of us.