Let’s get our picture taken for the family photograph that everyone will laugh at in 10 years.
Slow dialog: 1:18
Fast dialog: 15:03
Dad: Okay, everybody, take your places.
Mom: We’re in our places. Can’t the photographer just take the photo?
Dad: We have to pose. The whole point is to look natural.
Mom: If you wanted a natural family photo, why are we in a portrait studio in the middle of a sitting?
Dad: I want us to stand in front of a nice background and pose w...